OMG Please no.

Where do I even start with this? It's rumoured to be an April Fools Prank as these, um, "things" are only available on April 1 and in limited supplies (there actually may be a god).

The first question, if these are legit, is why? Why why why? Men just do not look good like this.

Joskstraps, yes.

This slingshot, no.

And most guys won't trim before putting this on. Think of the children.

This thing is the opposite of what most men wear working out. I just where sweat pants in my home gym, no shirt as to have thwe most mobility. This accomplishes the opposite.

You'd get a wedgie attempting what this guy is doing in the pic above.

Perpetual Meal

This is quite disgusting. I call it the Perpetual Meal because whether about to be eaten or after being thrown up it would look the same.

A sick vicious cycle.

I have no idea what it is but I see rice, I think chicken, what may be egg (I hope) and tucked in there is what looks like a cockroach or two.

Have I mentioned I love dates but can't look at them while eating it? They look like big juicy bugs, full of threads, and the same colour as a beetle. And sticky.

Yuck